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Here's how to properly trawl for sex on Tinder.
horny singles in your area.) But since women are the sex that's less inclined to serial killing and wearing chin-strap facial hair, we employ a bit more of a vetting process.
Sure, the lady may be all turnt up from a night of krumping or whatever (again: I don't go to clubs!
Then afterwards we can amuse ourselves by pretending to feel guilty.
and we’re both mildly drunk and bored with looking at facebook, so we exchange lame generic quips about dicks and boobs, and then maybe if this happens a lot we can pretend we have crushes on each other even though you have a girlfriend and I think your updates are inarticulate and lame.
Later, when I’ve ignored you on chat a few times, you can start “liking” everything I post but never commenting, because you want to get my attention, yet aren’t smart enough to think of something good to say.
Later you can use me as a story to turn on your much more age-appropriate boyfriend. You are lying in the hospital sick and weak and sort of disgusting looking, and have some kind of painkiller-induced crush on me, but really I’m just going to get drunk with my girlfriends later and talk about how gross and weird your head wound is.
4) Let’s pretend we’re online, and in two different cities, and it’s 3 a.m.You will have to wear a suit all the time, because the minute I see you in a polo shirt it will create a false sense of intimacy.